• 10) Being polite brings more trouble than it's worth.
• 9) Girls named Edna drive in reverse.
• 8) The older generation fear the young.
• 7) Towels are our friends; especially when being held for questioning.
• 6) Everyone at the Old Owl Hotel gave too many damn hoots about other people's business.
• 5) The living are worse off than the dead.
• 4) When at the Manchester Morgue, make sure you have matches.
• 3) Scientists and Doctors can get you killed.
• 2) Playtex Cross Your Heart bras don't provide ample protection against hungry zombies.
and
• 1) "It was the Corpses! THE CORPSES!"

 

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